Top Takes
The best of the best.
Describe the worst roommate ever.
“A hoarder who collects hundreds of giant, dusty animatronics that never stop singing”
“A supervillain. Your house is getting raided 3 times a week and you'll have to go to trial as a witness against your own roommate, but they won't move”
“Tickles your toes at night. Is the landlord. Snores loudly. Attempts to sleep with you every night.”
What's a bad slogan for a hospital?
“No one has ever walked outta here dead”
“"You stab 'em, we slab 'em!"”
“Come in for surgery, stay for the bill.”
Name a horrible theme for a kid's birthday party.
“Orphanage themed birthday for the adopted kid”
“i think i'll do Doki Doki Literature Club cuz my son said its a very nice game!”
“FUNeral - we put the fun in funeral! (open casket)”
Make up an excuse for being late to your own wedding.
“Oh I was at my other wedding!”
“"Sorry guys, I had a whole character arc"”
“Sorry I was late, I had a wedding earlier.”
What's the worst thing to say on a first date?
“You smell different when you're awake”
“You know, last time I had this much chemistry was with my daughter”
“You really DO look like our mother.”
What's a terrible name for a guard dog?
“Attack. Every time you call its name, it doesn't know whether to obey or to fight.”
“Cupcake McSnugglston LX”
“"Sic' em."”
Write a slogan for the DMV.
“The DMV: Testing your patience before we test your driving.”
“If it takes you less than 2 hours, we're calling the police for witchcraft”
“Think you got everything? You don't :)”